Acme::SOAP::Dodger - be a hippy

Acme-SOAP-Dodger documentation Contained in the Acme-SOAP-Dodger distribution.

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  Acme::SOAP::Dodger - be a hippy

SYNOPSIS

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  use Acme::SOAP::Dodger;

DESCRIPTION

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I hate SOAP. You hate SOAP. So don't use SOAP.

Why, dear God, why?

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I was having a discussion on why SOAP sucked. And it lent itself to amusing jokes and japes. Oh, what witty people programmers are, eh? This was constructed in a few minutes. No doubt there are cleverer ways of doing it. I don't care. I am too busy being a hater.

AUTHOR

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Stray Taoist <mwk@strayLALAtoaster.co.uk>

Take out the Tellytubby if you particularly feel inclined to mail me.

COPYRIGHT

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Copyright (c) 2007 StrayTaoist

This module is free software; you can redistribute it or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.

STUFF

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 o things

THINGS

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 o stuff
Acme-SOAP-Dodger documentation Contained in the Acme-SOAP-Dodger distribution. 
package Acme::SOAP::Dodger;


use strict;
use warnings;

our $VERSION = 0.002;

use Symbol qw/delete_package/;

sub import {
  for my $mod (keys %INC) {
    do {
      delete $INC{$mod};
      $mod =~ s/\.pm$//; $mod =~ s/\//::/g;
      delete_package($mod);
    } if $mod =~ m/^SOAP/;
  }
}


return qw/Get a haircut son you look like a godamned girl/;