exports a variable $please to the callers space, which will randomly evaluate to the empty string three quarters of the time and to "please" the rest.
tie options exist to tweak the fraction of time it says please, and also what language it says please in.
INSTALLATION
To install this module type the following:
perl Makefile.PL
make
make test
make install
COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE
Copyright (C) 2004 David L. Nicol
released AL/GPL and I hope this amuses you