Coy.pm

DESCRIPTION

        Error messages 
        strewn across my terminal. 
        A vein starts to throb. 

        Their reproof adds the 
        injury of insult to 
        the shame of failure. 

        When a program dies 
        what you need is a moment 
        of serenity. 

        The Coy.pm 
        module brings tranquillity 
        to your debugging. 

        The module alters 
        the behaviour of C<die> and 
        C<warn> (and C<croak> and C<carp>). 

        It also provides 
        C<transcend> and C<enlighten> -- two 
        Zen alternatives. 

        Like Carp.pm, 
        Coy reports errors from the 
        caller's point-of-view. 

        But it prefaces 
        the bad news of failure with 
        a soothing haiku. 

        The haiku are not 
        "canned", but are generated 
        freshly every time. 

        Once the haiku is 
        complete, it's prepended to 
        the error message. 

        Execution of 
        the original call to
        C<die> or C<warn> resumes. 

        Haiku and error
        message strew across my screen. 
        A smile starts to form. 

AVAILABILITY

Coy has been uploaded to the CPAN and is also available from:

https://github.com/schwern/coy/tree