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(Based on a conversation from http://www.plurk.com/p/2ih40z)

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So a kid growing up reading ancient romanticist poems, would naturally wish that penning "the sacred river Alph" and a river would actually appear.

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Then the kid grew up a bit and discovered programming can actually project infantile omnipotence into a transitional zone. That's it. :-)

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Shortly afterward, the kid's primary caretakers - many uncles and aunts - formed families themselves and moved far away; the kid was born with severe ventricular septal defect and cannot travel at all, so the kid poured wailing into poetry.

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After a while, the kid had a discovery: As long as the poems rhymes on -å, such as 峿§å, ç¨ä¿¡å, è·¨å, è¶æå³å and æ´è¨ç¾å, mysterious power would appear out of nowhere.

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So the kid first wrote closet drama, and later learned to compose huge verses based on multipart/mixed playwrights.

Then the Age of Melodrama came, and the scripts from the previous Age were publicly performed on the stages of Twitter and Facebook.

And the Real uncles and aunts, still alive, now register into the kid's Imaginary zone conjured from sheer Symbolic power.

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The above is a field report illustrating Lacan's idea of å¿fæ. :-)

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13:48 <nothingmuch> use Time::HiRes qw(time); 13:48 <audreyt> right, it's the era of 64 bits 13:49 <nothingmuch> =)
...next...
13:51 * nothingmuch will use /usr/bin/uuidgen 13:52 <nothingmuch> since there's no concept of "time" then the version you should use is competely incidential 13:52 <audreyt> I'll reserve that for my next art project. :) ...reset...
14:00 <audreyt> may I quote you (under CC0 license!) in the commit log and Changes file? :) 14:01 <nothingmuch> i relinquish all rights to my wisdom or lack thereof 14:01 <nothingmuch> (hopefully i give up responsibility too ;-) 14:02 <audreyt> you do :D there was no responsibility to begin with ...shift...
13:52 <nothingmuch> in fact, software does not exist 13:53 <audreyt> it's the very nonexistence that makes it work... that is the essence of मधà¥à¤&hibar;मिठ13:53 <audreyt> Nagarjuna was very much a hacker 13:54 <audreyt> it's said that Nagarjuna comprehended pretty much everything, and practiced shadow nijutsu and hacked into the

royal residence during adolescence 13:54 <audreyt> along with a peer, who got caught by the royal guard and promptedly killed 13:55 <audreyt> so Nagarjuna sat down and wrote Fundamental Verses of the Middle Way and Seventy Verses on Emptiness,

effectively hacked the indic culture into Hegel's shape, just much earlier... 13:56 <audreyt> then Tang XuanZang ported it to Chinese during Emperor Lee's reign (Tang and Lee happens to be my parents'

families)
13:56 <audreyt> as the Heart Sutra
13:57 <audreyt> "Essence of Wisdom Sutra", which is chanted everyday in CJKV by common people 13:57 <audreyt> I ported that to Unix a couple weeks ago as 13:57 <audreyt> sync;sync;shutdown -k;halt -lnqu ...comefrom...
14:02 <audreyt> "sync; sync; sudo sync; sudo shutdown -k; sudo halt -lnqu" 14:03 <audreyt> was my (working) translation ...goto...
13:58 <audreyt> which is what I now use daily whenever I get into an online situation where flamewar is immediate 13:58 <audreyt> ...so I gets (as promised by the Sutra) absolute immunity over flamewars 13:58 <nothingmuch> §=)
13:58 <audreyt> ...now I'd just have to do that again in realspace too :) 13:58 <audreyt> .
13:58 <nothingmuch> i wonder what that typo means 13:59 <nothingmuch> perhaps it's an enlightened smiley 13:59 <audreyt> converging infinity? :) 13:59 <audreyt> yeah, it's beautiful
...last...
14:04 <audreyt> well, translations evolve, too :) we'll probably revisit many times with reified control... 14:05 <audreyt> in realspace though, it's 10pm and I gotta go home and sleep. ttyl! 14:05 <nothingmuch> ciao ciao
14:05 <nothingmuch> i need to do laundry and rehearse myself 14:06 <audreyt> :D see ya!

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