UNIVERSAL::Acme -- Because it's a METHOD, hoser.

  use UNIVERSAL::Acme;
  UNIVERSAL::thing($obj, 'whatever');  # calls $obj->thing('whatever')

Tired of people who refuse to call functions as methods? Show 'em good with UNIVERSAL::Acme.

UNIVERSAL::can, UNIVERSAL::isa, UNIVERSAL::ref.

Sean O'Rourke, <seano@cpan.org>

Copyright (C) 2007 by Sean O'Rourke

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.