WordPress::Base::Text - text helpers

   use WordPress::Base::Text;

   my $content = slurp('./file');
   my $clean_content = cleanup_html($content);

   my $quick_clean = cleanup_html( slurp('./file');

These are not oo

argument is abs path, returns content if file not there, returns undef

argument is html text, returns cleaned up, takes out font tags, etc